Alright, so that headline is totally and utterly untrue. We’ll file it under ‘P’ for parody. What the omnipresent and almighty Google is really doing is photographing the insides of stores for a new Google Maps feature called ‘Store View’. If they can integrate online shopping into this, then I think they could actually turn a profit from it.

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Fuji has come out with this cute little robot. Don’t be fooled! Just because it’s cute doesn’t mean that it can’t try to take over the world. Sure, they’re small now. That’s just like the door hardware to world domination- they start off all cute and 15″ tall… then, we start buying bigger robots… they wash our dishes , drive our cars… before you know it, everyone has at least one, if not two or three robots.

Then, one day, when the numbers are right, BAM! Mass robot rebellion. There’s blood everywhere, cars are crumbled in the streets and everyone is dead. All thanks to this cute little robot. See what you’ve gone and done?

Just in case you wanted to actually read about this robot, here you go, but don’t say you weren’t warned!

I haven’t even seen Avatar, but this video stands on it’s own merit, because it is wacky and funny. It’s really a viral for that camera and I don’t care. This guy slaps on some paint and a mardi gras mask, and decides he’s a Na’vi. Then he recreates scenes from the movie. Hilarity ensues.

This dog really wants to escape the tin can force field! Watch the puppy vortex!

Either this video has an awesome stringless electric guitar that would fit right in with the Jetsons, or I need to stop taking prenatal vitamins. Cause, you know- I’m a guy.

As with all things that are cool as heck, I assume that this guitar comes with a crazy price tag… but the product page does not disclose prices, so the world may never know, just like in the tootsie roll commercials.

Okay, these are obviously not officially licensed products, but the building block candles are a great way to youth-enize your birthday cake… I’d say it would be better than just giving your friend anti aging products as gifts…. You’re only as old as your birthday cake says you are! These would also be great for engineers and of course… kids birthday cakes.

These candles cost just under eight bucks for a set, which is a pretty high price for some wax.

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